Cue the roadkill menu jokes: platter possum, smear of deer, the flat cat stack, whippoorwill on a grill, chunk of skunk, road toad a la mode, center line bovine, and the chicken that didn’t cross the road.
“Your momma’s so ugly, when she looks at road kill it runs away.”
Okay, roadkill is funny. That being said, advocates suggest we make better use of this…
